Mon, Jan 14th, 2008 - 00:43
In May 2008 the Large Hadron Collider, the world's largest and most powerful particle accelerator will go online. Apparently it may create a black hole and destroy our world, or open gateways to other dimensions that we are not yet aware of.
I am hoping it will spawn a scenario something like Stephen King's 'The Mist', so that I can live in a grocery store with people that I don't know very well and use broom handles and electric turkey carvers to fend off attacks from pan-dimensional flesh eating marauders!
My birthday is in May, and all I want is a tear in the time-space continuum.. Is that really so much to ask?