Tue, Feb 19th, 2008 - 10:27
I have overly large big toes. They are at least twice the size of normal person big toes. They are like two big meaty teaspoons with toenails stuck to the top jutting out of my otherwise normal feet. Otherwise normal except that they are also completely flat. I have no arches whatsoever, so I guess I have big flat feet with giant reservoir tips ready and waiting to store as much moldy dead blood as possible each morning. I could probably store enough blood in either of my big toes to feet a family of vampire bats for a month.